Apparently, too much Zu31G gives you mental imbalances. I guess some people just can't accept t3H PwN4g3 that is Zu31G.

The following transcript was taking from Windows Messenger earlier today. The name of the individual(s) has been changed to protect their privacy.
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Person X:
obviously, I am schzio
Person X:
suffering from schizophrenia, i see
Person X:
but still i can sense ur pwngae
Person X:
hahaha... ya right...
Person X:
OMGzorz
Person X:
wht now??
Person X:
AWESTRUCK
Person X:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHha U R SOOOOOOOOOOO FARNEEEEEEEEE. if i could make that font size any larger, I WOULD
Person X:
YES I CAN
Person X:
DAMN I CANT
Person X:
hahaha... wht did i tell YOU?
Person X:
hmmm.... interesting conundrum
Person X:
eh?
Person X:
i can't make ur pwnage seem bigger than this
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Still, don't let this isolated incident discourage your much appreciated patronage to Zu31G. Remember: L3t Zu31G R0X0RZ UR W0RLD.

Quite a stir over a scholars and their online voices recently. All I have to add is: Thank God I got out while I could. While I COULD ramble abit more about stuff like that, I owe too much to my family and friends to get this site and myself into trouble. Anyone who wants to know my opinion(s), please PM me.

FINALLY finished with the GODDAMN statistics project. I am such a loser. The maximum allowable limit was 125 runs (or tries) but I took 146 runs to finish. Then again, the instructions were bad and there was a general sense of ~EVIL~ karma in the place. I hope something bad happens to the people who invent such torture to inflict on innocent students. Like suddenly becoming anal retentive or having monkeys coming out of their ears...

Well, I'm done with the project but I still have to do the report... Damn. I'm too tired to curse. ~Just insert your favourite image of me swearing here.~

I know it's been awhile since the last post, but I FINALLY finished that gignormous 44 page report that was due this week. 44 pages. 四十四页。ヨンジュウヨンマイ!! That's kickass long.

Anyways, TWO new albums are up guys. "Spring Festival" and "Dayat's Birthday". People who want the movies taken on those days, please PM me.

I'm going back to work. Cos I'm F*CKING BUSY nowadays. Actually, that's not true but to the first approximation it will be. Shit. Now I'm just geek-speaking.

One last thing: GOOD LUCK TO ALL FOR FINALS!! We'll need it.

One more last thing. Sometimes when we all feel like it's us against the world, don't feel too bad, cos God feels the same too. (Use your imagination...)

Fighting the forces of the Examitor...

If the were a superhero to take on the force of academia, I would imagine that he would look like that and sport a name like Captain PaperBag or something.

But anyway, after the most horrendous and morale depleting Mon-Tue-Wed in my recent history, I feel all better now.





Because I know I have my well-wisher(s) (you know who you are, thanks!) and because everyone (well, more or less everyone) felt the same way as I did and so I won't be that far off the grade curve.

So today was a far more relaxing day than the past few nightmarish ones and I ended up at Ah Seng's place playing a few games. Namely Star Wars Battle Front and Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory. Both are really really awesome games. In fact, it was so fun, this was how we looked like.


Me and Ah Seng.

Solid props goes to Masamania for the pics.

Edit: The game was Star Wars Battle Front. And the Mr Happy pic is (obviously) not from Masamania.

Edit: The Naruto pics went down in a flame of "Yucks" and "Huh?".

Happy Birthday to Pimp Bang (Dayat) !!

Welcome to the getting-old-and-trying-to-enjoy-it club. =)

くそ。ムカツク。あのアマのせいだ。

貸た物は四か月うちに返す。それに､ぜんぜん悪びれね。俺に謝ったことがない！許さない。くそ。ちょうムカツク。

To prevent people from getting polluted, this rant is in Japanese. If you want to know more, go Babelfish what I just said.

In other news, We just got our Casinos approved. Interesting, we get casinos before we get gum back. But I think it's a good move. Why lose local money to foreign casinos?

Edit: There was a spelling error and nobody pointed it out? C'mon people, I need feedback to improve!!

大家！我的好友(Zee)的网记有一首真棒的歌。请多多支持！！。

For those who don't understand the post above, it might be kinda pointless to ask you to listen to a chinese song. But if you want to know what this is all about, go over to Zee's webbie and click on his "thegreatsze - Luan Luan Lai De" and download it for a listen. And in case you can't really catch the words, here are the (mostly correct) lyrics.

There has been an erratum issued on Bang Bang. His new nickname is now:


Pimp! With Attitude. (Personally, I like pim'bang)

The REAL gates of Hell.

By popular demand.

Me facing next week.


It's been a pretty hectic week for me and I'm seriously thanking whatever deity out there thats in charge of the weekend. I get a 2 day breather and some room to regroup before I face the :

!!WEEK OF DOOM!!

Next week, I have 3 exams( 1 each on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday) with a 30 page lab report due on Friday. If I'm alive by the end of next week, I'll give ya'll a shoutout, cos you guys deserve the love. =). Till then, I'm gonna be trying to combat the evil Examitor.

Check out the new lexicon for the internet age. It's quite interesting. I especially like the:

Fauxmale - A male who impersonates a female online. The includes (but is not limited to) placing a female's photo on your biography page, playing as a female character in an online game, or using a feminine username such as "_-={bUtTeRfLi}=-_" for any instant messaging program. The major difference between males and females online is that the males usually possess significantly larger boobs.

Plus take a look at this !! WOW!! (That's WOW! factorial = a lot of WOW. har har har. Nerd joke.)

That's it. Sean Howard is a coward. He's a coward who does not try to resolve problems in a gentlemanly manner. Instead he incites goons to do his thuggery for him.

If you had clicked on the link, you would have found a webcomic that (quite probably)had been repeatedly ripping off Sean's own webcomic without acknowledgement. It's understandable for Sean to get upset about this kind of piracy. However, a few days ago, he all but unleashed his ravenous fanboys on that site by saying that as long as that webcomic was standing, he would not update his own. And now, this is what has happened. Completely immature and probably completely illegal too. And the worst thing is that the owner of the webcomic is (by all accounts) still a teen who lives with his dad and brother.

Sean has shown no remorse about this incident and in fact, was very sanctimonious about this whole incident. He's a drama queen, a crybaby and a bully all rolled into one. And that's the last straw for me. Although he does do a good webcomic, I'm never patronising his website again. Such conduct is unbecoming of someone who wants to use his platform (webcomics) to feed his family.

Taken from kAkAk's blog :

Your Crush is VIRGO (August 24 - September 23) Win-Him Strategy: Virgo boys are captivated by understated elegance. A girl with an attitude of good taste and a classic fashion sense will be the one to capture his heart. Virgo guys sseek a great deal of mental and physical stimulation, and they also crave permanence. Show him you're stable and centred, and he'll start dreaming of how great life would be with you at his side. Virgo boys also need to respect the girl they fall in love with, so demonstrate your integrity by never gossiping or acting petty. The "ladylike" girl will always win the Virgo boy's heart. Keep-Him Strategy: Virgo boys will stay if you show them that you need them. Ask for their advice, and let them know when their tips have helped you find the right path in a situation. Be loyal, be wise and be sweet and you'll keep his affections.

So ladies, there you go. How to win & keep a Virgo boy. By the way, my birthday is the 25th of August.*Coff*VIRGO*Coff*.

Bidding is now open.

Aftermath of my Stats exam.

Wow. I studied till 4am in the morning for this exam and I still have had only 3 hours of sleep since Sunday. So much effort, so little returns.

Luckily, I'm not the only one who feels this way. Not a single person was smiling when they left from the exam hall. So all I have to do is to do less bad than them. Which, considering that the majority are Ang Moh's shouldn't be too hard. (People who don't understand that terminology, please PM me if you want to know.)

Argh. I slacked too much over the weekend. Now I need to really really rush my stuff for the quiz tomorrow and the exam 2 days from now. I need to do this shit.



Thanks to my buddy Zee for hosting the gif.

Kenneth: wat's your wbpg?
Kenneth: wrb pg?
Kenneth: web pg?

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People are just too excited about this page to even type straight.

In happier news, we went to Mina's crib to hang out and eat Kim Bap tonight. It was a really kickass time. The food was good, so was the company and the entertainment was first class. Pics of what happened are up. Go check it out!!

P.S: I now have proof that Donkey Konga is hot with the chicks. I'm soooo gonna score. I hope. Real soon. Please.

P.P.S: Abandon all hope, yee who face me in Mario Kart. I am the Master of the Mario (kart)!! You can see their pained faces when playing against me in the picz.

P.P.P.S: The pics are in the album "Mina's Crib".

I never really realised how crazy some people can get over webcomics. I'm a regular reader of webcomics since they're free and usually gag comics (which I prefer over action/drama comics).

I just went to the website of a semi-famous(or perhaps infamous) webcomic artiste and realised that he, in a fit of anger (and irrationality), basically threatened his readers to solve his own problems if they (the readers) wanted to see new comics on his website. His problem being mainly that there was another artiste that was using (so claimed the insane webcomic) his style and character base and who (the other artiste) refused to acknowledge his (the crazy dude) work and remove the "copied" comics. I can't properly describe this. It's too blown out of proportion. Just msg me if you are interested.

I was dumbstruck. It's one of the most insane things I've ever heard. How can an author/producer/artist hurt his own fan base by essentially forcing them to do his dirty bidding? If the crazy dude actually carries out his threat and stop updating (next comic is due Mon, 11th Apr), I would just hang around to watch the drama.

Like they say, "Truth is stranger than fiction". TNT ain't got SHIT on this one.

The Face of Cookie Monster, Beloved by Children since at least 20 years ago and feared by chocolate chips since forever.

However, he might be schedule for a lobotomy or at the very least, a total attitude change. I guess it's just the evolution of television but damn, he was the insipiration of the legion of chocolate loving kiddies when I was growing up and it will be sad to see him change.

Plus, I'm USD 3.50 richer than I was 2 hours ago. Thanks Bruce!!

Just finished my Heat and Mass Transfer Exam. Whenever an academic subject is written with Uppercase First Letters, you know it means business. Unfortunately, in this case, Heat and Mass Transfer's business was to kick my ass from here to Kazakstan. With Gil Lee as the professor, I wonder why we even try sometimes...

Still, after the whole ordeal was over, the Gang (another Uppercase First Letter word), went to pizza hut to get some pizza buffet. While the buffet itself was unexciting and highly highly ordinary (save for the blueberry dessert thin crust super sweet pizza), we had lots of fun destressing and coming up with nicknames for our members.

In order to save the names for posterity, I shall post them now. In no particular order:

1. Akshay : Milkshake.

Because he's smooth with the girls and also because Carolyn can't stand milk.

2. Jayme : The Exploding Ball of Fury (EBOF)

This is what I think a potential EBOF looks like. One Scary Lady.

3. kAkAk : Baby Panda

I didn't come up with this one. Her parents did. I have no idea why.

4. Abang : 'Bang 'Bang (pronounced Bah-ng Bah-ng)

Cos he's just a cute (a)bang (a)bang. =) Note: Abang is Malay for elder brother and this was the best pic I could find with 'Bang Bang'. Please disregard Cher.

5. Carolyn : Oatmeal

Smart people eat oatmeal don't they?

6. Mina : BSK

She's ghetto. 'Nuff said.

7. Me : HDP

It was original honeydew pudding but then became High Density Polymer since we are all chem e's and we felt it was more appropriate. However, I couldn't find a nice pic of a HDP. So here's a public service announcement instead. Cheers.

時々おれは失礼な事をします。だからこれからもっといい人に成るために、変わりたいと思います。頑張ります。

My promise to someone. Although it's really probable that they won't read the site anyway. So maybe I can fudge a little...


Light in our darkest times...Save US!! 

After some berating from kAkAk, I'm gonna repost a really really old joke.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss

Funny? Maybe. But this second one is da BomBz.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasorass

Turns out our beloved Eric is a:

Eric : Chaotic Good Elf Bard Ranger
Eric : wth is an elf bard...
Zueig : g4yxor
Eric : wth
Eric : this is g4y with capital 4

And there you have it. He's 'g4y with a capital 4'. Roflsauce.

Lol. In a tribute to my geekier side, I went to take this DnD survey done by NeppyMan. And here are the results:

I Am A: True Neutral Dwarf Ranger Fighter


Alignment:
True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.


Race:
Dwarves are short and stout, and easily recognizable by their well-cared-for beards. They are hard workers, and adept at stonework and engineering. They tend to live apart from other races; generally in deep, underground excavated systems, and as such tend to be distant from other races.


Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.


Secondary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.


Deity:
Dumathoin is the True Neutral dwarven god of buried wealth, ores, gems, and mining. He is also known as the Keeper of Secrets under the Mountain. His followers are typically miners and explorers, but also respect the beauty of the earth. They also stand guard over the dwarven dead. Their preferred weapon is the maul. Dumathoin's symbol is a faceted gem set inside a mountain peak.

Dwarf Ranger?! What is up with that? I'm one messed up hobo... And ugly to boot...


Quick quick, now it's YOUR turn to go find out What D&D Character Are You.

And make sure you tell me!! Even if you get a Lawful Evil Human Fighter Bard. You may be evil (and possibly gay), but we still love you.

My brother (even though he has never even stepped foot in W.Lafayette) has pointed out to me that the owner of Cafe Hookah(let's call him Jim cos it's short.) can't be a fucktard because there's no such thing. And you know what? He's right. According to dictionary.com, there is no such word as fucktard. However, dictionary.com only gives an official definition of words. In my search for the meaning of fucktard, I turned to urbandictionary.com and voila! I had my answer. Well, now that I know the meaning of fucktard, I would say that yeah, Jim is definitely a fucktard.

Miss Singapore Universe 2005.. If anyone is interested.

Viewtiful!! 

WooTz! I just completed Viewtiful Joe 2. It is a mostest kickass awesomenessest game. Mainly it involves Joe & Sylvia running around and doing all sorts of amazingly fantastic stuff like "Slow" (aka Bullet Time), "Replay" (where you can see your own best moves again and again) and "Zoom" (who doesn't want a close up of their viewtiful faces?).

Really really awesome. If you have a PS2/Cube (my brethen!!) go and get it. Or at least rent the bloody thing already!!

And now you know what I did on Saturday.

Well, the chemE's are going to puff, smoke and drink again tonight I think. Cafe Hookah is a groovy place but it's not really my kind of music. And the owner is such a fucktard. (Interesting note: Blogspot does NOT have any language filter. Awesomeness)The last time we were there, when we were waiting for Randy and Doug, he asked us to leave the table because we weren't 'making him money by sitting there'. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT ATTITUDE!?! Fucking douche bag. I would hope that his place burns to the ground but then the other guys won't have anyplace to go on Friday nights.

Anyway, I'm not going but I DO have pics up about my first time at Cafe Hookah. So if you want to see my first time with a hookah, go check it out.

And yes, I know that there are many many puns available with hookah. Go figure.

Things that struck me today:

1. Mina's sister got most of the good genes. Not all, but most. Just like my brother. Ugh, elder siblings always get the shaft in the good looks department...

2. It takes an AMAZING amount of time to prepare stuff in the lab when the stupid pH meter shuts down periodically every 10 minutes or so... If I had the pH meter working properly or at least for 45 minute periods I would have check down my lab time by at least 1 hour. So irritating.

3. Somethings in life you just can't get and you just can't change. I just hope things will change but they probably never will.

4. I have NO CLASSES TOMORROW!!!! WooTZorz.