Wonders of A Mind

if disturbance == 0;
print"Life's good you lucky bastard.";
else
mood = (mood^0.7);
disturbance_mod = weemon ^ (1/mood);
disturbance = disturbance * disturbance_mod;

if frens == 1;
disturbance = disturbance / 2;

else
if disturbance >= max_lim;
print"FXCKINGKANINAHBEHCHAOCHEEBYEBANGSAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

end
end

P.S - That was my attempt to illustrate how a mind can internally self-destruct on it's own if loop. So try not to think too much. I know it's easier said than done, but still, one can but try yeah?