Before I delve into the subject of this post, let me first say that you readers have been given ample warning. What could be clearer than a title indicating that the post is politically incorrect? If you persist on reading and end up with wounded sensibilities, tough luck. But I guess most of you guys are pretty ok, given that you actually visit my blog anyways.
In another completely unrelated matter, I wish we had some of that kind of teachers here.Hehe. What the hell was the boy thinking when he turned her in? I think he's not old enough to realise that most other guys would KILL or at least do quite dastardly things to be in his position.
Okie, finally to the subject of the title. My car has bird shit on it again!! Like 2 days after I cleaned the windows. OMFG. That is so irritating!! To counter this, I was considering a variety of options, like mounting a radar/sonar bird-targetting air pistol on the boot/trunk of my car. It could then shoot pellets at any low flying (~10-50 feet) birds within a 20 feet radius of my car. But then it would be expensive to actually design one of these. So then I thought of outsourcing the work. Hire a mexican midget (mexican, because I presume they will be cheaper than american or canadian midgets) to sit in the trunk/boot with a catapult and pelllets. The dude could guard my car and clean it at the same time. And with the strength of the USD, I think I would be able to afford his services for quite awhile. Then them F***ing birds will know that if they shit on my car, the car shits back. F***ing birds...
P.S. Schematic diagram pending...
P.P.S Happy Thanksgiving people! Eat more (birds) and have fun!
In another completely unrelated matter, I wish we had some of that kind of teachers here.Hehe. What the hell was the boy thinking when he turned her in? I think he's not old enough to realise that most other guys would KILL or at least do quite dastardly things to be in his position.
Okie, finally to the subject of the title. My car has bird shit on it again!! Like 2 days after I cleaned the windows. OMFG. That is so irritating!! To counter this, I was considering a variety of options, like mounting a radar/sonar bird-targetting air pistol on the boot/trunk of my car. It could then shoot pellets at any low flying (~10-50 feet) birds within a 20 feet radius of my car. But then it would be expensive to actually design one of these. So then I thought of outsourcing the work. Hire a mexican midget (mexican, because I presume they will be cheaper than american or canadian midgets) to sit in the trunk/boot with a catapult and pelllets. The dude could guard my car and clean it at the same time. And with the strength of the USD, I think I would be able to afford his services for quite awhile. Then them F***ing birds will know that if they shit on my car, the car shits back. F***ing birds...
P.S. Schematic diagram pending...
P.P.S Happy Thanksgiving people! Eat more (birds) and have fun!
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She's not even pretty lor... u despo >.< lol
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