Another update. My keyboard is playing hopscotch with my directional keys now... but this had to be posted.

ok so a guy walks into a bar, upon entering he hears piano music, being played by a 10 inch pianist, he looked like a midget. Anyways, when he entered the bar there was a jeane granting 1 wish to everyone, the bartender was there to, he looked pissed. The jeane said "what would your wish be", the man said, i want a million bucks!, the jeane creates a million ducks all over the bar. The man said "hey i wanted a million bucks, not ducks!, ya know, money!. The bartender said
"hey!, do you think i wanted a 10 inch pianist?"

Hahahahahahaha.