Friday, January 12, 2007

Quick Puns

I really should be in bed by now, but I figured I'd finish these 3 jokes I've heard during my time in the office. The jokes may be embellished a little but are all true. I heard them all from friends and colleagues. They are all puns so you have been warned. Let the groaning commence.

1. Q: What did one Jap rocker say to the other?
A: Konnichiwassup

2. Q: How do you call an elevator in Portuguese?
A: Press the button

3. After an abysmal season, the Miami Dolphins have just hired a new coach from China.
What was his name? Win Wan Sun.

Okie with that, I bid you good night.

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