FUCK LENOVO

I was going to post something about my 12 hour connection from Winnipeg to Chicago (only a 2 hour flight normally) but I'm furious at the piece of shit that is Lenovo Tech Support.

I sent in my laptop because I had a faulty NIC card, and when I got it back, my whole Hard Drive was wiped out. FUCK THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS. I will call the tech depot tomorrow to screw that moronic techician. Oh my god, I cannot adequately verbalise how angry I am right now.

So here's a PSA for you guys, save yourself the grief, don't buy Lenovo.

Observations from Continental North America...

1. It is f*cking cold in winter. It's only mid December but there's already like 10 inches of snow on the ground...

2. Night Shift + 20mph winds + Flu + Equipment faults = Worst Buy. It's not fun trying to dig through baked cornflakey animal feed when you're trying to start a 5 million dollar system under pressure and the effects of the flu. It definitely gives you a shot of adrenalin but it's not worth the anxiety.

3. Milk, one of the best ones to get 2 hot chicks (and chicks of different nationalities too).


4. Even though I have coming promises to keep about going home next year, with all my travelling and some careful juggling of vacation/off days, I am thinking about going home (home-home) for the Chinese New Year, with a stopover in Japan. I just asked my bosses for vacation and started looking for tickets. Hopefully, I'll get something done. That would be super awesome. w00t(Merriam-Webster's word of the year)!